[WCB] there's always a funny man in the game

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[Maybe it's better that Roman Roy didn't try to write any last words to any of you, given his usual vocabulary. Also, his attempts at writing a testament to his own family are kind of a mess.]

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Last will to be read by Kendall and Siobhan Roy and Connor

Beloved siblings family
Hey fuckers,

Guess who died! We did all have a bet that it was probably gonna be me or Ken that died first so looks like you won, asshole.

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Last will

Hey

we should be discussing my estate right but who the fuck do I even leave anything to? Just don’t give any of my shit to Tom or Greg

cw suicide ideation

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Kendall
I know I said it was all bullshit and it is but like don’t kill yourself you were just bluffing to get Shiv to back down right
Maybe get a life?

Shiv don’t name the kid after me unless you want some exorcist shit to deal with and Tom’s nuts to get yanked off in his sleep

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Please don’t bury me in Dad’s crypt pretend you did for PR if you have to but don’t actually put me in there

Do whatever you want with my body, I’m too dead to give a shit. Donate my tiny dick to a sex cult and chuck me in a wood chipper? I don’t know.

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Kendall, Shiv, Connor,

I don't know how you got this but

I love you