[WCB] there's always a funny man in the game

[cratetraining]

[Maybe it's better that Roman Roy didn't try to write any last words to any of you, given his usual vocabulary. Also, his attempts at writing a testament to his own family are kind of a mess.]

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[cratetraining]

Please don’t bury me in Dad’s crypt pretend you did for PR if you have to but don’t actually put me in there

Do whatever you want with my body, I’m too dead to give a shit. Donate my tiny dick to a sex cult and chuck me in a wood chipper? I don’t know.

[cratetraining]

Kendall, Shiv, Connor,

I don't know how you got this but

I love you